Rules to dating my sister

Sean also loves his friend, the writer Charles Bukowski, who lumbers into the house, day or night, blind drunk and puking.

The moment he arrives, my sister escapes into the bedroom, disgusted.

A few months later, Sean, Madonna and I fly to Hong Kong to start preparation for the filming of Shanghai Surprise, in which Sean plays a fortune-hunter looking for a fast track out of China, and Madonna the missionary nurse he falls in love with. Just in time, I slam the door right in Sean's face - and lock it. tour opens in Miami and 60,000 fans brave a tropical downpour to see Madonna.

Madonna is thrilled to be making her first mainstream movie. We are staying at the Turnberry Club, where Madonna, as ever, has the penthouse.

He is 24, she is 26, their birthdays are just one day apart, and - for both of them - it is love at first sight.Of course, there's still no evidence they're banging -- and Tyga's been adamant they're NOT -- but ya gotta wonder if they read up on international laws before departing ... Once you register, you'll be able to manage your account online.After the video shoot, Sean goes to a friend's house.The friend is reading from a book of quotations, turns to a page and reads out the following random quote: 'She had the innocence of a child and the wit of a man.' As Sean later remembered it: 'I looked at my friend and he just said, "Go get her." So I did.' On February 13, 1985, Madonna and Sean go on their first date together.

It comes as no surprise to me when Madonna and Sean butt heads. After Sean is released from jail in mid-September 1987, having served 33 days of his sentence, he and Madonna attempt to resuscitate their marriage but fail.