Sarcastic quotes on love and dating
A relationship should be where you feel loved, appreciated, treasured and have the best fun of your life, because there you found your other half.
But a relationship is also about being real, being open and being ready to have fun.
That’s when you’ll want to have an arsenal of coy, yet hilarious, comebacks ready in your back pocket.
Want to know whether you should be kicking your lover to the curb?
You can only stalk them and hope for the best.” [Read: 55 funny quotes about love and all its complications] #6 “Women are like i Phones.
You have to touch them all over before they respond. Rub one ball and everything moves.” #7 “I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.” #8 “I’m not very good at advice.
#10 “Shut up with the back talk, because if I wanted lip from you, I’d sit on your face” – L. Casey, Dominic [Read: 11 profound relationship quotes everyone can relate to] #11 “If you’re cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?
” #12 “You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.” #13 “Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.” – Bill Murray #14 “Sorry, I’m not Adele.
I don’t wish the best for you, nor do I want to find someone like you.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. If you aren't being treated with love and respect, check your price tag. The worst thing about falling for your best friend is the fact that you can't tell them, not wanting to ruin the friendship.
Get off of the clearance rack and get behind the glass where they keep the valuables.